October 05, 2012

etc. ect. / "वगैरह वगैरह"

फलाने ने ढिमाके से कहा
अनाप शनाप बहुत बक रहे हो
क्या बात है ... ?
उसने कहा ...
एक नॉवेल पढ़ रहा हूँ
शीर्षक है ... "वगैरह वगैरह"
तो ... इसमें क्या? —— फलाने ने पूछा
इसमें चंगु मंगू नॉवेल के नयक्स हैं
जो तीस मार खाँ को ढूँढने निकल पड़ते है
चाचा चुग्गु के कहने पर ...
and then, it's a hit & run case with hot babes, scorching sun and fast cars
and yes! nights are 'ravines'
पर विनाशकाले opposite बुद्धिज़
तीस मार खाँ के हाथ लगने से पहले ही // ...
दोनों में तकरार हो जाती है
एक शक्ति कपूर तो दूसरा संजीव कुमार बन जाते है
और अपना अपना रास्ता नाप लेते है ...
करीब हजार किलोमीटर बिछड़ने के बाद // ..
शक्ति कपूर .. लल्लू से मिलता है
और संजीव कुमार .. पंजू से
—— और दोस्ती हो जाती है
ये और बात है ... किसी को पता नहीं
लल्लू और पंजू को तीस मार खाँ ने भेजा था
चंगु और मंगू को पता नहीं था ...
कि लल्लू और पंजू असल में विवेक और जॉन थे
हाँलाँकि चंगु और मंगू को शक कि व्हिस्की पड़ी ज़रूर थी
पर उन दोनों को ये एहसास दिलाना नहीं चाहते थे ...
कहानी और आगे बढ़ी ——
I mean ... hit & run, hot babes, scorching sun and fast cars ////
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अच्छा अच्छा ठीक है ...
फलाने ने ऐतराज़ किया
बाकी मैं ... चाचा चुग्गु से पता कर लूँगा
ढिमका बोला ..
बड़ी जल्दी चट गए?
अभी कह रहे थे // अनाप शनाप बक रहे हो
ये वगैरह वगैरह टाईप्स नॉवेल्स ऐसी ही होती है
सौ सौ करोड़ की रंगीन फिल्मे ऐसी ही नहीं बनती
राजीव हरी ओम भाटिया की फिल्मे नहीं देखते ?
कैसे दाँत दिखा कर दुश्मनों के छक्के छुड़ाता है बाई गाड :D
फलाने का मूड ऑफ हो गया ///
चूसे हुए गन्ने सा अपने बॉडी से फ्लैट नींबू के पीस निकाल रहा था
फलाना बोला ... बस अब रहने दो // बहुत हुआ
OK OK my fault ... पर शुरू तुमने किया था
खैर ... (फलाना)
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(फलाना again) ... अच्छा बताओ ये novel है किसकी?
Who is the story writer ???
अमां छोड़ो भी ... किन चक्करों में पड़े हो ///
होगा कोई ——
सुना है कोई ऐयंवेयीं लाल चड्ढा है
फलाना ... Thanks yaar. Ok c U :)
Bye Tc ... (ढीमाका)

June 14, 2012

भावनाओं को समझो

भारत माँ के
हम सब बच्चे
अरबो में है
गिन के कच्छे
लाल, नारंगी, हरे, पीले
पहने लगे अच्छे
पर किस्मत से ढीले
कितनो की, माँ तो ...
कच्छे नहीं है
सरकार की कृपा
इन पर अच्छी नहीं है
भूखे नंगे
घूमते साले
बड़े होकर
क्राईम के हवाले

इनकी क्या कहें ...
आम आदमी भी है परेशान
तेल की माँ की ...
बाक़ी आईटम पर भी
सरकार मेहरबान !!

क्या अदा, क्या जलवे, तेरे पारो ...
ऐसी दुश्मनी हम पे न उतारो

खैर ...

बात शुरू हुयी कहाँ से हुयी
और चली कहाँ गयी ...
हाल वही है कच्छों की ...
कहाँ उतर गयी.



** राजश्री पान मसाला. अच्छा खाईये. निश्चिन्त रहिये.

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May 23, 2012

Realisation

This time a poem inspired by the great Guru ...
A common man walking silently past Chaupati beach in Mumbai
Where the mind is full of crap and the head is mocking high!
Where the knowledge is free; only on the Internet.
Where confidence is been broken up into fragments by callous political thoughts.
Where words come out from depth of greed.
Where people do everything to cut you down.
Where reason has lost its way into malicious ways of daily life.
Where mind is forced to, make-believe notions ...

Into that heaven of realization, my Father, let my country awake!

May 09, 2012

What to do ...?

What to do ... ?
Sitting idle can be a breather for those maintaining busy schedules. It gives them time to evaluate, ponder or ... just be with yourself ... a Sunday afternoon with beer or coffee or whatever suites best for the place and situation.

How about workaholics! Do they enjoy times doing nothing (productive?)

‘Sitting idle’ can be really irritating for them ... their work is their companion – but I’m not discussing them.

The question is ... what about those, who don’t have nothing much to do?

Unemployed perhaps ...

How about people who are dysfunctional?

Are you thinking about physically or the mentally challenged?  ...

No! Not them.

It is physically and mentally challenging for people who are in and out of jobs, those who aren’t permanent and neither temporary, those who don’t have the luxury of keeping social circles, go shopping, movies, restaurants ... crack till 3 in the AM. Such people can be labeled ... 'Morons'. [Nerds and geeks are different.]

‘Sitting idle’ can be a menopause, before they start ovulating eggs of (material) productivity. It’s hard: a challenge to maintain one’s relevance in this World.

What should such individuals do while sitting idle?

[Write a blog?]

Never mind :p

I can write at lengths about how to spend productive and quality time (sitting idle) but I won’t (sound preachy i.e.)

Is the blog ... plain and simple about ‘What to do when sitting idle?’

I wonder, why there’s a comment box just after this :p

Thanks for being with my thoughts.

Thanks again.

May 02, 2012

Yours is better than mine


So many of us loved eating; others tiffin when in school. Even I did. In fact I threw what mommy made to the crows and kites (those were the days!)

Generically speaking one can’t stop adoring; what he or she wears, eats, goes, their friends, their way of talking … in fact their whole blessed Life looks way better! You’ll never stop charming … ‘What a lucky bastard he (or she) is!’ What begins during days of innocence carries well till maturity.

One stays on with self guilt carrying year after year.

Am I complaining? …

Did you …

Is there a way to come out of this guilt?

How?

It took me years.

Over the years, I saw people without hands, legs … physical distortions carrying on with their lives — challenging themselves every day, every hour … every moment. How to board a bus? Catch a train. Walk up the stairs. Bend down to pick up things. Buying groceries; from the market. Cooking food. Sending kids to school — they do everything we do!

Can they complain?

It ain’t that simple to put everything neatly about life — its atrocities and misgivings and also … solutions! What one knows is fraction of the entirety. In spite overt complications, life of such (unfortunate) people goes on.

It is from them I try to draw my inspiration.

Fighting ones destiny is the greatest challenge!

GOD never said it can’t be changed.

SO BE IT.




PS: If you feel, I could've written more ... do indicate.
Thanks.

April 26, 2012

C of Corruption

CORRUPTION is the most popular word. It sounds attractive. Has an attitude. The term connects instantly … and all of a sudden the brain starts ejaculating wisdom juices into mouth.

Heart surrenders to the mind and watches it ooze with Awe!

That’s the POWER of Corruption. It allows you turn-up against itself (as if you are its biggest enemy.)

Corruption has a unique character. It mystifies humankind to think that it is something that is ‘outside’ … like God or demon OR (perhaps) it came from outer space (for example: like a meteor travelling towards Earth with lightning speed, hitting the crust with a Big Bang!)

Corruption’s power of deception is embodied within its character.

Deception behaves like magnetism. On one hand it attracts people towards itself and on the other — it deceives people to think that it (corruption) does not reside in their body.

That is the true power of corruption. It does not allow people to think — they are corrupt!

So how now would you rate Corruption?

To me, corruption is a common behavior that usually goes unnoticed to ‘oneself’ (unlike smoking, drinking or something absurd like blasphemy.)

Let’s talk simple. Take your case (for example). You can’t see your complete self except your hands, legs and some other parts of your body … for everything else — you need to stand in front of a full mirror. And, even then, it’s an image (not you.) Only others can see you (and watch, what you do!)

This is where ‘corruption’ connects with its tentacles of deception.

I’ll not lecture you on blah, blah … How to end corruption, praise Anna Hazare … bring Lokpal and all that. You are knowledgeable enough and I respect your thoughts.

Ninety percent of World’s problem is psychological (including 90% of ours!)

Thank you friends :)

January 05, 2012

Road to Education

Road to Education is not easy. It is just like cycling on the road full of potholes and random traffic; sans traffic rules. It is a different matter that you don’t ride a bicycle anymore … though many still do.

Education by-the-way does not only imply, schooling for kids whose parents are already educated and earning well. And, neither is it limited to a bunch full of MBA aspirants who dream of SUVs even before they are hired on-campus.

While driving long distance on the highway, you must have noticed rural tapestry on both sides of the road. Your eyes must have (or accidently) fallen on ruins claiming to be a primary school a place that can only be haunted by ghosts. You can (actually) count such primary schools on the way: or rather ask your kids to do the same. Don’t be surprised with figures they’ll end up with!

Around 17,282 habitations in India do not have a primary school within 1 km, 148,696 government schools still do not have a building, 165,742 have no drinking water, 455,561 schools have no toilets, and around 114,531 primary schools are single-teacher schools.

After 64 years of gaining independence, Road to Education seems to lead nowhere! …

Being largest producers of engineers, doctors, managers, qualified professionals and among the best in the World: India also is the most illiterate nation of the World!!

So what makes us poles apart compared to other democracies?

Broadly speaking at a macro level, if you look at the present literacy rate, it stands at 74.04 percent (World average is around 84 percent). The remaining percentage does not look that huge. The only issue is with the population of our country that puts ‘illiterates’ more than the total population of United States!

Infrastructure development started majorly by post ’90 but the boom came, in the last ten years; resulting in rapid urbanization, expansion of commercial and retail sectors India became the largest subscriber of mobile phone users in the World. Unfortunately in all this, infrastructure required for the development of primary school education went amiss!

Government spends on education never crossed 4.3 percent (of GDP) till date!

Let us look at things from a more human level

Parents will understand how difficult it is to educate their kids. Imagine how (even more) difficult it is to educate kids who don’t have parents or kids whose parents are not educated themselves or are poor (please ignore the official definition of poverty here).

So how these children should be taught and why?


You must’ve noticed little kids on the streets banging car windows or just staring you cold, street kids running around pavements aimlessly, fighting or abusing kids in & around garbage dumps and liquor shops school dropouts, domestic helps, babysitters, drug peddlers then there are kids working overtime in factories, tanneries, mines and other hazardous places. Don’t be surprised to know, some 100 million children are living in slums, small towns, villages, around industries emitting CFCs and toxic wastes and in remote locations who; need the Light of Education.

Living condition of these children can be seen in news breakers, short films, documentaries and acclaimed international works on India’s poverty.

One recently fetched many Oscars!

The civil society has been doing its bit (in addition to government’s efforts) to educate and nurture children for better life. Results are welcoming but, the sheer size of the Demand makes impact almost invisible. And, not just the size there are other factors too that makes the job exceedingly difficult to desire even initial results.

Let us read at some facts

  • Average Teacher / pupil ratio is 1:43 … in some states the gap is much more
  • Only 47 out of 100 children enrolled in class I reach class VIII
  • Dropout rate at 52.79 percent
  • 19 percent of the total primary schools are single teacher schools in India catering to nearly 12 percent of the total enrolment in primary classes
  • 25 percent teachers don’t come to take classes on any given day

Whenever social organizations reach out to counsel the underprivileged for sending their kids to school the request is challenged in the first place. They take it as encroachment of rights Loss in income i.e. mostly a complete waste of time! Fear of psychosis is clearly visible on parents the very thought of getting influenced by alien culture (modern education) puts them on back foot!

The next challenge is sustaining these children in school. Their upbringing encapsulated in their native culture increases risks of dropouts. Constant mentoring and moderation is required to sustain underprivileged kids.

One of such endeavors has been from ‘The Health & Care Society’ set up in Sriram JJ Camp in Delhi that runs a program of non-formal and remedial education. This is a community of around 4,500 of which some 2,000 are children. The NGO faced the same issue here. Parents, who mostly are day labourers, weren’t ready to send their kids to school the reason who’ll take of their little ones; once they leave for work? Who will do household chores?

Madhu, who is spearheading the program said”, People would defame the image of the NGO, so as to repel people, to even pay any heed and would try to make them biased against the drive by saying that we have our own personal interests to serve.” These unwelcoming events were very well taken care-of.

The NGO provided proper counseling to parents; especially mothers, as they were more sensitive towards the future of their children.

They knocked every door and met everyone in the camp. They sensitized camp members about the value of education. Innovative features like; reading storybooks and newspapers, developing skill set through art & crafts, sports, dance and singing classes were added to make learning more effective and enjoyable. Midday meals ensured that kids come daily.

The impact was seen within a few days. As much as 90 percent children are able to receive education out of which half of them are taking bridge education and rest in mainstream.

One can easily spot happiness in their eyes. Vikas Kumar, a 15 year old kid hailing from Bihar is going to complete his high school. He aspires to make it big in the engineering field confessed I am really lucky to have come under this campaign. This is the rare opportunity of my life … people here are very supportive my every problem is being attended to … in the coming future I want to pursue automobile engineering“.

In addition to this community mobilization is done to build Trust.

A decade well into the 21st century isn’t enough to do away with casteism and gender based discrimination. In a backward area in Noida (U.P.) ‘Nai Disha Free Education Society’ an NGO faced stiff challenge, when setting up a project to educate around 500 underprivileged children in that community.  

Educating a girl child and making her, self reliant; was something that didn’t go too well down their throats. The most common doubt their mothers had Why should I send my girl to you, when I know … (all this) education thing will ruin her life when she grows up? Where will I find a suitable man, when the time comes? Finding good quality husbands fetch high priced dowry so: the whole idea of educating a GIRL was useless.

Lot of deliberation was put in through personal counseling and community mobilization to allow their kids attend school. A belief was instilled, that one day their daughters will not only earn more than their male family members she will get much better prospects than what’s being thought today. 

Fifteen year old Sunita wants to study but couldn’t due to family and social norms. She remarked “, my elder brother did not let me study. He said, now that I am able to read & write my name ... it is fine now, no need of proceeding any further. As a result my admission was withdrawn and was forced to sit back!”

It was the NGO, who jumped to her rescue. Their counselors had talked with her parents especially; Sunita’s mother and convinced her, whereby she was admitted to 6th standard. Sunita, now is more enthusiastic about her studies. She is getting required support she needs.

She wants to be a Doctor one day J